Different Views About Love

Original Quote: If you love someone, set her free…if she comes back, she’s yours, if she doesn’t, she never was…

Pessimist: If you love someone, set her free…if she ever comes back, she’s yours, if she doesn’t, as expected, she never was…

Optimist: If you love someone, set her free…don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious: If you love someone, set her free…if she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient: If you love someone, set her free, if she doesn’t come back within some time forget her.

Patient: If you love someone, set her free…if she doesn’t come back, continue to wait until she comes back.

Playful: If you love someone, set her free…if she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again. Repeat.

Animal Rights Activist: If you love someone, set her free. In fact, all living creatures deserve to be free.

Lawyers: If you love someone, set her free. Clause 1a of paragraph 13a-1 in the second amendment Matrimonial Freedom Act clearly states that…

Biologist: If you love someone, set her free, she’ll evolve.

Statisticians: If you love someone, set her free. If she loves you, the probability of her coming back is high. If she doesn’t, your relation was improbable anyway.

Over possessive person: If you love someone, don’t set her free.

HR Specialist: If you love someone set her free by offering her company car, housing, perks and other benefits then outsource her.

Psychologist: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back her super ego is dominant. If she doesn’t come back her id is supreme. If she doesn’t go, she must be crazy.

Finance expert: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back its time to look fresh loans. If she doesn’t, write her off as an asset gone bad.

MBA Graduate: If you love someone, set her free instantaneously and look for others simultaneously.

Marketing Expert: If you love someone, set her free. If she comes back she has brand loyalty. If she doesn’t, reposition the brand in new market.